One day after work, I found an android discarded in a garbage dump. I had a feeling it might still work if I sent it in for repairs... so I immediately sent it in for repairs and started it up. ...Whirring..."My name is 'Lima'." And so began my life living with an android. It's always expressionless, but somehow it's incredibly cute. And it has the texture of a real human. Apparently it can also be used as a love doll, according to the net...